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Beatrice
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Apr
.
17th
,
2015
07:32 pm
eatdirt
[there's a bluebird on the beach, apparently arguing with a seagull]
You wanna go!? Huh!
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Date:
2015-04-18 12:41 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
[ There is a blue dog. Also on the beach. He seems lost, but stops at the scene. ]
Ah...
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Date:
2015-04-18 12:48 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
—hey, shoo, dog! Get in line, I was here
first
!
[in line for... a half-eaten tiny crab? ok birds]
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Date:
2015-04-18 12:49 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
I do not want it.
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Date:
2015-04-18 12:51 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
Nuh uh. I know dogs. You eat everything and anything, the smellier the better.
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Date:
2015-04-18 12:51 am (UTC)
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Date:
2015-04-18 12:52 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
I am not a dog. I am a machine.
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Date:
2015-04-18 12:57 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
What?
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Date:
2015-04-18 12:59 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
I am not a dog. I am a machine.
... designed to look like a dog. My name is Ren.
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:05 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
Oookay, Ren...
Just don't eat my crab.
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:08 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
I will not.
... however, if you are not a machine and can talk, what are you?
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:10 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
Bluebird, duh.
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:12 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
A bluebird does not have any recorded capability of human speech or intelligence.
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:23 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
Learn something new every day, don't you? Now I have some
very
important business to get back to, please excuse us.
[gestures to the seagull and the crab. the seagull is trying to eat a seashell.]
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:30 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
... very well.
[ GOING TO AVOID THE WEIRD BIRD AND CONTINUE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HE IS THEN ]
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:33 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
...
[after like THREE WHOLE MINUTES of deeply withheld silence]
You're going the wrong way.
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:34 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
Ah... there is a right way?
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:37 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
[hops in a neat circle and points with her wing]
The town is that way.
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:37 am (UTC)
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:53 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
Is that so? Thank you for your assistance.
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Date:
2015-04-18 01:55 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
Yeah, come on, I'll show you. That stupid gull kicked sand all over the crab anyways.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:00 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
Thank you. I am sorry about your meal.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:09 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
[flutters a little more brightly]
It's fine. I'll find a french fry or something later. People here drop food everywhere.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:13 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
I see. It is good that such a waste is useful to someone.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:22 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
Birds have to eat. People have to make gross messes.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:24 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
Yes, it seems to be the way of the world.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:25 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
You say big things for a little purse dog.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:26 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
Is that so? It would be on account of the personality I am installed with.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:27 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
Say smaller things.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:34 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
Very well.
[ SO. NOTHING AT ALL. AS HE PITTAR PATTERS TO TOWN. ]
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:36 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
That doesn't mean say nothing!
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:38 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
Ah... my apologies.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:41 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
You need to talk so people can understand you without being a poet or a dictionary.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:50 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
Understood. I will speak slowly and use small words.
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Date:
2015-04-18 02:54 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
[SWEETLY]
Thank you.
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Date:
2015-04-18 04:08 am (UTC)
From:
allsoulmate
No problem.
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Date:
2015-04-18 04:22 am (UTC)
From:
eatdirt
So you're a machine, huh? Full of gears and big, loud, grinding parts?
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Date:
2015-04-18 04:22 am (UTC)
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Date: 2015-04-18 12:41 am (UTC)Ah...
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Date: 2015-04-18 12:48 am (UTC)[in line for... a half-eaten tiny crab? ok birds]
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Date: 2015-04-18 12:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 12:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 12:59 am (UTC)... designed to look like a dog. My name is Ren.
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Date: 2015-04-18 01:05 am (UTC)Just don't eat my crab.
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Date: 2015-04-18 01:08 am (UTC)... however, if you are not a machine and can talk, what are you?
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Date: 2015-04-18 01:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 01:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 01:23 am (UTC)[gestures to the seagull and the crab. the seagull is trying to eat a seashell.]
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Date: 2015-04-18 01:30 am (UTC)[ GOING TO AVOID THE WEIRD BIRD AND CONTINUE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HE IS THEN ]
no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 01:33 am (UTC)[after like THREE WHOLE MINUTES of deeply withheld silence]
You're going the wrong way.
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Date: 2015-04-18 01:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 01:37 am (UTC)The town is that way.
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Date: 2015-04-18 01:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:09 am (UTC)It's fine. I'll find a french fry or something later. People here drop food everywhere.
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Date: 2015-04-18 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:34 am (UTC)[ SO. NOTHING AT ALL. AS HE PITTAR PATTERS TO TOWN. ]
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Date: 2015-04-18 02:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 02:54 am (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2015-04-18 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 04:22 am (UTC)