Beatrice (
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07:32 pm
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[there's a bluebird on the beach, apparently arguing with a seagull]
You wanna go!? Huh!
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 12:41 am (UTC)
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[ There is a blue dog. Also on the beach. He seems lost, but stops at the scene. ]
Ah...
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 12:48 am (UTC)
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—hey, shoo, dog! Get in line, I was here
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[in line for... a half-eaten tiny crab? ok birds]
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 12:49 am (UTC)
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I do not want it.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 12:51 am (UTC)
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Nuh uh. I know dogs. You eat everything and anything, the smellier the better.
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2015-04-18 00:51 (UTC)
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 12:52 am (UTC)
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I am not a dog. I am a machine.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 12:57 am (UTC)
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What?
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 12:59 am (UTC)
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I am not a dog. I am a machine.
... designed to look like a dog. My name is Ren.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 01:05 am (UTC)
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Oookay, Ren...
Just don't eat my crab.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 01:08 am (UTC)
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I will not.
... however, if you are not a machine and can talk, what are you?
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 01:10 am (UTC)
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Bluebird, duh.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 01:12 am (UTC)
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A bluebird does not have any recorded capability of human speech or intelligence.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 01:23 am (UTC)
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Learn something new every day, don't you? Now I have some
very
important business to get back to, please excuse us.
[gestures to the seagull and the crab. the seagull is trying to eat a seashell.]
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 01:30 am (UTC)
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... very well.
[ GOING TO AVOID THE WEIRD BIRD AND CONTINUE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HE IS THEN ]
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 01:33 am (UTC)
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...
[after like THREE WHOLE MINUTES of deeply withheld silence]
You're going the wrong way.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 01:34 am (UTC)
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Ah... there is a right way?
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 01:37 am (UTC)
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[hops in a neat circle and points with her wing]
The town is that way.
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2015-04-18 01:37 (UTC)
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 01:53 am (UTC)
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Is that so? Thank you for your assistance.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 01:55 am (UTC)
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Yeah, come on, I'll show you. That stupid gull kicked sand all over the crab anyways.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 02:00 am (UTC)
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Thank you. I am sorry about your meal.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 02:09 am (UTC)
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[flutters a little more brightly]
It's fine. I'll find a french fry or something later. People here drop food everywhere.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 02:13 am (UTC)
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I see. It is good that such a waste is useful to someone.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 02:22 am (UTC)
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Birds have to eat. People have to make gross messes.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 02:24 am (UTC)
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Yes, it seems to be the way of the world.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 02:25 am (UTC)
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You say big things for a little purse dog.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 02:26 am (UTC)
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Is that so? It would be on account of the personality I am installed with.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 02:27 am (UTC)
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Say smaller things.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 02:34 am (UTC)
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Very well.
[ SO. NOTHING AT ALL. AS HE PITTAR PATTERS TO TOWN. ]
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 02:36 am (UTC)
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That doesn't mean say nothing!
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 02:38 am (UTC)
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Ah... my apologies.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 02:41 am (UTC)
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You need to talk so people can understand you without being a poet or a dictionary.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 02:50 am (UTC)
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Understood. I will speak slowly and use small words.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 02:54 am (UTC)
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[SWEETLY]
Thank you.
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allsoulmate
2015-04-18 04:08 am (UTC)
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No problem.
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eatdirt
2015-04-18 04:22 am (UTC)
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So you're a machine, huh? Full of gears and big, loud, grinding parts?
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2015-04-18 04:22 (UTC)
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Ah...
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[in line for... a half-eaten tiny crab? ok birds]
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... designed to look like a dog. My name is Ren.
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Just don't eat my crab.
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... however, if you are not a machine and can talk, what are you?
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[gestures to the seagull and the crab. the seagull is trying to eat a seashell.]
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[ GOING TO AVOID THE WEIRD BIRD AND CONTINUE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HE IS THEN ]
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[after like THREE WHOLE MINUTES of deeply withheld silence]
You're going the wrong way.
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The town is that way.
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It's fine. I'll find a french fry or something later. People here drop food everywhere.
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[ SO. NOTHING AT ALL. AS HE PITTAR PATTERS TO TOWN. ]
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Thank you.
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