eatdirt | [test]

[there's a bluebird on the beach, apparently arguing with a seagull]

You wanna go!? Huh!

Yeah, come on, I'll show you. That stupid gull kicked sand all over the crab anyways.

Thank you. I am sorry about your meal.

[flutters a little more brightly]

It's fine. I'll find a french fry or something later. People here drop food everywhere.

I see. It is good that such a waste is useful to someone.

Birds have to eat. People have to make gross messes.

Yes, it seems to be the way of the world.

You say big things for a little purse dog.

Is that so? It would be on account of the personality I am installed with.

Say smaller things.

Very well.

[ SO. NOTHING AT ALL. AS HE PITTAR PATTERS TO TOWN. ]

That doesn't mean say nothing!

Ah... my apologies.

You need to talk so people can understand you without being a poet or a dictionary.

Understood. I will speak slowly and use small words.

[SWEETLY]

Thank you.

No problem.

So you're a machine, huh? Full of gears and big, loud, grinding parts?

Edited 2015-04-18 04:22 (UTC)